Hi everyone,

my name is E.T. Some of you may know me from the show of the same name, while others may just find me familiar. D wanted me to introduce myself because she thought we ought to be acquainted. So there, I'm the new addition to the Woo family and although I am not very Asian, I seem to blend in. She thinks I'm cute. She says cute means Ugly, but Adorable. As George Lucas has engineered me with a positive disposition, save for the homesickness and need to ALWAYS CALL HOME, I try to take it as a compliment.

The Father and The Mother were slightly appalled the first time we met, but they have warmed up to me ever since. Just today, The Mother cleared D's room while she was at work and placed me neatly on a cart at the side. I think she likes me. Because she lifted me up and put me neatly at the side. That's reason enough. It is a vast improvement from our first meeting because she had her face all screwed up. But it was bad lighting, it was dark, and the whole family was in the car. D convinced The Mother I had big cute eyes, and I won her over.

It's fun being here because my twin, E.T., is in the next door. We have the same name so D is looking for a name for me too, any ideas?

P.S. I have also been instructed to assure you that I am well fed, even though I look like someone from the thirdworld. Noooo, D treats me well. And sometimes, I worry for her. Because you know, she talks to me quite abit and thinks I'm a pet.

XXX

E.T.